Archive for November, 2005

New study shows moles can piss 10000x their body weight..

November 29th, 2005 Comments off

at least thats what my brilliant neighbors would try to convince me.. About a week ago I noticed that
my water meter was filled up with water to the top.. I thought it might have been rain runoff since it had rained very heavily the day before.. I fished
it out, and checked my meter.. My meter was not going up, and the water didn’t come back 10-15 minutes later when I checked.. I dismissed it, and thought
nothing more of it..

The next day i noticed there was a very soggy spot in my yard, and then I checked my water meter.. Sure enough it was full of water again..

I then went back to the soggy spot, and noticed that it was only in a few places in my yard, but i followed what seemed to be a path of sog, and it turned
out that my neighbors entire side yard was one complete soggy mess.. I then checked their water meter and sure enough theirs was filled up with water as
well.. I noticed theirs wasn’t going up, so I figured weather it was my connection or theirs it was clearly a break on the cities side.. Simple.. I
figured since it was mostly in my neighbors yard, and their yard is elevated above mine by a bit it was their responsibility..

I have never liked these neighbors.. She is a real estate agent, he is some computer looser who runs some lame-o fix it computer business, but hey what
can you do.. I wasn’t asked if I liked them when they were thinking about buying the house..

I figured I would be nice and leave them a note saying that their water main most likely was broken, and their yard was very soggy.. I also noted that
their water meter as well as mine was full to the brim with water.. Simple right?

Later that night I get a phone call from my neighbors.. This is where the fun starts.. He told me that he had noticed that the yard was a bit soft, but
that he was 100 ositive it was the work of a mole.. I then said “how can you be sure? What about the water in our water meters?”.. He proceeded to
tell me how he would be putting out a mole trap, and the issue would be taken care of.. I tried to argue with him that no mole could possibly make his
entire yard like a sponge, but he apparently was too brain dead to be able to differentiate between a tunnel underground weaking soil vs. water saturating
it to the point that it became like a sponge.. This is where I figured that maybe he was right, and it was the work of some super moles who can urinate
10000x thier body weight in a day.. I wish I had gotten a photo of the mole trap he put out.. I also am no animal expert,but don’t moles make lots of
holes in the top of a yard?

I just went out to check one more time before i call the city, and sure enough the super moles have been a-pissin some more..

This picture is from where I took a step in his yard.. Clearly the work of moles.. Granted it rained all day, but it was exactly the same 3-4 days ago
before all the rain started.. So tomorrow I will be calling the city since my inbred neighbors are going to stick with the mole theory.. I figure I ought
to do that before my house falls into the sink hole that they are trying to create..

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This Fuckin’ Town..

November 20th, 2005 Comments off

is pretty amazing.. On one hand it seems like the smallest place in the world.. You can roll into a
party after the jp closes to find a group of friends you know and love.. Other times it seems like a giant sea of people.. You can meet people who have
lived here the entire time you have for the first time after 8 years..

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November 18th, 2005 Comments off

is what I am going to call Alibi.. They re-opened Lizzys last night and re-named it Alibi.. I really
don’t think ANYTHING was changed at all.. I also think it gets the award for the most smoke filled bar in Raleigh.. My eyes burned within about 10 seconds
of walking in, and prompted my quick exit.. So much for a dollar membership fee..

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Carolina Rollergirls Nov 6th Bout Photos..

November 7th, 2005 Comments off

Roxy pulling away from the pack

Can the Minnesota Rollergirls handle the Southern Hellfire! Not a chance!

Roxy Rockett vs. Teflon Donna

Skate to the jaw!

Roxy and Eva Lye pumping up the crowd for the last jam!

Roxy and Eva Lye pumping up the crowd for the last jam!

Roxy and Eva Lye pumping up the crowd for the last jam!

If anyone wants the originals let me know. I am sure with some cleanup in photoshop a few of these might be nice.. I’ll take a faster lens next time..

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Monday Night Football / Drunken Cards

November 2nd, 2005 Comments off

Try Number two.. Last time I didn’t really promote this much last time and turnout wasn’t too hot..

Monday Night Football / Drunken Cards at my place next monday in HD on my sickly large TV.. Game is the Colts @ Pats.. If you don’t give a rats ass about
football there will be some drunken cards.. Maybe Rummy if hbomb makes it out.. This also is the day before my birthday so the liquor may come out, never

Spades bitches!

If that isn’t enough to get you out.. How could your week not be complete with more of the “I like it.. I love it.. I want some more uv it..” song at

Email me for directions if you don’t know where I live..

Who: You!
What: Monday Night Football!
When: Anytime after 7:00 11/7/2005
Where: My House in Cary..
Why: Need there be a reason?

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